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Upon awakening, the dinosaur was still there.
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Is it a dinosaur perceived in dream that has materialized?
Or, is this simply the toy with which a child fell asleep?
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On the other hand, a bunch of analogies are caused by these seven words that may seem prosaic, but may produce on the reader an irresolute enigma.
Scarce contextualization, distiches and pronouns without referent, make that the reconstitution of the history could hardly take place.
The reader who is not a text theorist will undoubtedly not think if the micro-short-story observes the minimal conditions of the text as the transformation of a state of being.
The text, at first glance, appears to be not minimal, but incomplete. It is indeed impossible to evaluate the relative meaning of the two proposals without prolonging the utterances of the text by narrative scaffolding, which is plausible and dubious at the same time.
All this said, the margin of maneuver -- the "freedom" --, which is authorized to the reader here, may be limited.
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It is true that, with the participation of the reader, a text controls to a certain point its reading by the establishment of a relevant axis that allows the reader to distinguish the principal elements from the additional elements and to assemble in a whole dissimilar single unit all the information in a text.
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The qualitative silences of Monterroso’s sentence have as a consequence that the text’s organization is not very constraining so that the reader won’t arrive to a single result, but many.
Monterroso’s micro short-story guides the reader with difficulty, too much necessary data being missing, but this is done with a purpose. The minimalism of the text is not reflected on its reading which is done rather in a maximalist way.
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Another fundamental factor to demolish the principle of a unit, and a single lecture, is born with the disappearance of the traditional subject.
The reader’s individual experience is collectivized in the use of demonstrative deictics that lets us understand the previous experiences of the characters. In this micro short-story the subject, if there is any, has no gender.
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Monterroso does not try to establish a moral canon, but proclaims that everything is relative. In this story, the fable genre does not lose by the subtraction of a superfluous moral, but gains from the addition of openness and relativity, becoming more appropriate for our time as more compelling for the reader. Monterroso leaves this text in suspense and offers to the reader the possibility that he/she himself/herself, with a given jurisdiction, establishes the moral. The reader thus becomes a co-fabulator, the old genre is renewed with an unsuspected capacity of subversion, if we are capable of that.
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Is it a dinosaur perceived in dream that has materialized?
Or, is this simply the toy with which a child fell asleep?
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